How to get ready for your first date.

You've asked her out, she's replied with a blushing 'Yes'. But now you're stuck on 'what to wear'. Believe me, date-ready dressing is a fairly simple task. Trying too hard will lead you down the well and simplifying in excess will make you appear disinterested. But besides the aspect of donning the best—your groomer, cologne, and hairstyle are magical too. So before you f*ck up and return to your dry life, here are tips for you to get ready for your first date.

1. Begin with trimming your facial/body hair.

A well-trimmed beard is probably the first thing she'd notice. If not those pick-up lines, your scruff on the face will make the cut for you. But besides your facial hair, focus on areas like the neck, ear, nose and brows too. Pesky strands, jutting all out, aren't the most attractive to women. 

2. Post a trim, make sure to relax your skin with a moisturizer. 

While an after-shave gel is an imperative post a trim, you've got to make sure your skin looks its best. She might just caress it, so you better be prepared. Invest in a moisturizer that's not too harsh, isn't too runny and boasts of natural ingredients. Use it on your face, on the arms and maybe even your neck. 

3. Now get to taming your mane for the night.

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As I said, don't try too hard. If you know how to get through a blow-dried pompadour, go for it. If not, stick to anything safe. Use some pomade and put your hair into place! Just remember to not look like a train wreck on your first date.

4. And now, for the big question—what to wear?

Date night fashion needs to be easy. Because here, your confidence holds vital—so wear what's comfortable. Opt for prints/patterns that are tried and tested (like checks, stripes or maybe even plain solids). Think of jeans before trousers and chinos before a pair of shorts! And unless you want to appear like a corporate honcho, always turn to semi-formal or casual footwear. 

5. Lastly, smell like a beast. 

Use a cologne that defines you best. It could be musky, aquatic or maybe even a little fruity. Though off-beat fragrances are great options sometimes, they only suit certain personalities. Apply the cologne on your lower jaw, wrist, neck and chest. Remember to never wear it on your clothes! Now before you step out, here's the ultimate—keep your hands to yourself and don't get touchy. Give her those hints and leave things to the imagination. Your date's going to bed, so don't you worry.